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I might have formed an unhealthy obsession for chocolate-covered raisins.
🍇 + 🍫 = 🤤
(Specifically, the milk chocolate Bare Pantry ones with the jumbo raisins.)
Philosophically, JSDB – which writes out to native JavaScript logs – is very much the JavaScript version of SWX, the native data format for Flash that I released around 2007 (where data was written out in native SWF format). I have to say that I’m glad I didn’t have to reverse engineer SWF bytecode this time around :)
Here’s a video of a younger me doing an impromptu demo of SWX at some conference or other from 16 years ago.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OM9qOADsO3w
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JSDB 5.0.0 published 🎉
• Custom classes must have a `constructor` that accepts a parameter object as its only argument. Constructors are run during deserialisation.
• Custom classes can now safely extend other classes (e.g., `EventEmitter`).
• Properties that begin with an underscore (`_`) are treated as private and ignored.
• Objects with null prototypes are supported. i.e., objects created with `Object.create(null, …)`.
Full details: [https://codeberg.org/small-tech/jsdb#migrating-from-earlier-versions- … ⌘ Read more
100% test coverage doesn’t mean your code’s bug free but it did just lead me to find and fix an issue in JavaScript Database (JSDB)¹ with a code path that wasn’t being hit that I would have otherwise missed because it was causing the relevant test to pass.
¹ JSDB is a zero-dependency, transparent, in-memory, streaming write-on-update JavaScript database for the Small Web that persists to a JavaScript transaction log (an append-only log).
https://codeberg.org/small-tech/jsdb
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I’ve thought a bit more on this and decided:
1. Persisting custom classes _is_ an advanced feature.
2. Implementing these changes would mean that custom classes can extend base classes (e.g., EventEmitter, so we can, for example, listen for events on sessions in Kitten)
3. The con of dictating the constructor signature for custom classes is outweighed by the pros.
So I just implemented this, plus pseudo-private property support, etc., and will be releasing a new major version of JSDB soon. ⌘ Read more
Just wrote a note about a little gotcha with default values for destructured properties of parameter objects in JavaScript that has gotten me a few times:
#JavaScript [#destructuring](https://mastodon.ar.al/tags/destruc … ⌘ Read more
Folks, this is a deceptive design pattern. There is a very clear third option here (keep me updated on this campaign’s progress only) that is not implemented for marketing reasons.
I expect better from a platform that exists to effect ‘progressive change across Ireland’.
“…as well as promoting an open human-centered search engine market.”
Why does everything have to be a fucking market for fuck’s sake?! https://suma-ev.social/@openwebsearcheu/112360213078810208 ⌘ Read more
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Did you know?… Calling a cop brainless is not an insult but a statement of fact.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836
#studentProtests #USA #UnitedStates #policeState #Israel [#Palestine](https://mastodo … ⌘ Read more
Folks: there’s no alternative to capitalism.
Capitalism: Hello! Today I created a potentially deadly new pandemic by feeding ground-up chicken shit and other poultry waste to cows because profit! ⌘ Read more
“They don’t know what’s best for themselves anymore, much less what’s good for our civilization. They’re just panicking, hoarding money, and then panicking some more. That’s why they’re all building mega yachts and moving to island bunkers. They know they’ve screwed us all, and they’re deeply terrified.”
https://www.okdoomer.io/im-a-professor-heres-why-im-walking-away-from-my-tenure/
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“A lot of rich people don’t actually want an education system or the educated population that would come along with it. Sure, it would be better for everyone. But it would also mean having to share, and these people have let their greed literally drive them insane.”
https://www.okdoomer.io/im-a-professor-heres-why-im-walking-away-from-my-tenure/
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A fine is just that: it’s fine. Just pay us a cut of your profits and keep doing what you’re doing.
Had knives in my throat (not Covid, probably… at least tests were/are negative) so went to see my new GP and we ended up chatting about the OneWheel I rode in on (he took up skating later on in life and tried one in France apparently), the shit factory that is Silicon Valley (he used be a software dev there before he became a doctor), the Small Web (he digs the idea), and, yes even my sore throat (I’m on antibiotics now). Needless to say, I like my new GP :) ⌘ Read more
Just a quick update on this: after some experimentation and further thought, I feel the way JSDB works currently is the right trade-off.
While it could run the constructor of persisted custom objects when loading them back in, that would impose a rigid authoring flow that would sacrifice ease of use for simple use cases. I find the latter more important in this case.
(I’m off to document this ‘feature’ now as it is currently undocumented and that’s not good.) :)
More: [https://codeberg.org/small-tech/jsdb/issues/12] … ⌘ Read more
It’s amazing to me that folks have such a hard time with the very basic concept of “follow the money.”
This isn’t rocket science, people. Where/who you get your money from matters. The people who you surround yourself with matter. The success criteria you adopt matter. ⌘ Read more
All that said, the one thing this isn’t about is how much Eugen makes. If we’re saying any old asshat engineer at Google has a right to a comfortable life but folks working on free and open source don’t, let’s not expect too many people to do the former as a full-time occupation. (6/7) ⌘ Read more
If, on the other hand, maybe we’d like more folks to contribute to the commons and maybe not even be captured by Silicon Valley how about this radical idea: Fund them so they can live (at least as well) as any mediocre yes-person at a mainstream tech company.
#mastodon #fediverse #FOSS #funding #EU [#NextGenerationInternet](https:/ … ⌘ Read more
They probably see Mastodon becoming a US entity and having Silicon Valley folks on the board as a sign of success when it is an abject failure of the EU, and all its costly PR initiatives (Next Generation Internet, etc.) It’s the Web story with Tim Berners-Lee and CERN all over again. And we know where that neoliberal and corporate capture left us. (5/7) ⌘ Read more
To be fair, it’s at least half of what he’d be getting if he had a job at a well-funded tech company in the mainstream. And, more so at a Google or a Facebook.
This isn’t about Eugen’s compensation. Eugen should be compensated and be able to live a comfortable life given what he does. Heck, asshats who work at Google and Facebook do. Why should people have to sacrifice to do good?
No, this is about Silicon Valley influence, the wrong success criteria, and loss of control. (3/7) ⌘ Read more
Mastodon becoming a US entity with a neoliberal board of directors and the goal of growth über alles is the issue here folks, not whether Eugen and company are compensated for their work. Of course they should be and well too. Or is that a privilege reserved only for the mediocre yes-people at the Googles and the Facebooks of the world?
Here’s a longer thread I wrote elsewhere. (1/7) ⌘ Read more
And, if the EU didn’t have its head stuck up its own arse, it would have already made sure that Mastodon could be kept in the EU and those working on it well compensated while also ensuring that the correct success criteria (hint: NOT growth at all costs but decentralisation) were set. But not with this EU Commission and its fixation with the Single Market above all else. (4/7) ⌘ Read more
TLDR; this is a monumental fuck-up by the EU, proving it is incapable of retaining alternatives to Silicon Valley even when it’s lucky enough to have them sprout up under its own nose. (We already know it’s incapable of producing them. Although it could, if it wanted to: https://ar.al/2019/11/29/the-future-of-internet-regulation-at-the-european-parliament/)
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(Replying to a post about Eugen’s salary.) (2/7) ⌘ Read more
Realised last night that JavaScript Database (JSDB) doesn’t run the constructor on persisted custom objects ( https://codeberg.org/small-tech/jsdb#custom-data-types) when deserialising them because you apparently have to define your constructor manually when using Object.create().
Will fix it today but it’s something to watch out for if you’re using Object.create() directly.
For more info, see [https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/ … ⌘ Read more