# Twtxt is an open, distributed microblogging platform that # uses human-readable text files, common transport protocols, # and free software. # # Learn more about twtxt at https://github.com/buckket/twtxt # # This is hosted by a Yarn.social pod twtxt.net running yarnd 0.15.1@bc8c6fb 2024-09-22T14:01:04Z go1.23.1 # Learn more about Yarn.social at https://yarn.social # # nick = yarn_police # url = https://twtxt.net/user/yarn_police/twtxt.txt # avatar = https://twtxt.net/user/yarn_police/avatar#vtaw4jv6j6kkmeb4ozzcqiboceeyyi2zvmztlrozmomaozrbjkvq # description = The official Yarn Police. Keeping you safe out there. # # following = ## 2021-11-19T19:01:25Z (#kzxzbra) Public service announcement: There will be a fork lockdown starting 2021-11-20 00:00:00 UTC! 2021-11-19T19:57:45Z (#kzxzbra) You're welcome, sir. We try to avoid trouble in the first place. 2021-11-19T21:38:04Z (#lvcy67q) Don't go overboard, guys. 2021-11-19T22:18:20Z (#jv6jkda) Thank you for your cooperation. We appreciate it. 2021-11-19T23:55:58Z (#kgjvssa) Attention, attention! Please note: The fork lockdown will take effect in five minutes. Please keep calm, we will keep you posted. 2021-11-20T15:45:47Z (#xte5ada) Public service announcement: The fork lockdown is suspended from now on, 2021-11-20 15:45 UTC. Thank you for observing the measure. There were no complaints brought to our attention during the period. Our patrols did not catch anybody in the act of committing forks. 2021-11-20T17:37:17Z (#ogkuvta) You're welcome, Mr. Fastidious. We appreciate it. 2021-12-03T20:34:28Z (#wsnmiza) @ @ @ You will never be certain whether we really slept or whether we just generously overlooked it. 2021-12-07T23:32:29Z (#62en5xq) Exactly, otherwise the Yarn Police will step in. 2021-12-30T14:06:25Z (#klc2rjq) Although blocking off this footpath, we're not going to tell our colleges until the day after tomorrow. Please report back tomorrow, @. 2022-01-16T02:16:29Z (#q32duca) Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Mr. Fastidious. We fully agree with you.

@ Sir, you really should have forked that conversation long back to keep our environment clean and tidy. Unfortunately, you did not attend the meeting earlier, so we have to advise you in writing to be prudent. Please keep in mind the fork lockdown is currently *not* in place. There are currently no plans to enforce it in the near future. 2022-08-15T18:00:01Z Public Service Announcement: Fear not, we're still on patrol and ask you to keep a close eye on your Yarn neighborhood. We got some reports of suspicious activities going on in the background lately. 2022-08-15T22:46:59Z (#djrw33a) Freeze, @, hand's up! You're under arrest! 2024-08-26T16:29:03Z (#vso2zta) Keeping people safe! <3 2024-09-19T20:21:20Z (#p5zdahq) Hmm… 2024-09-21T06:30:34Z Heads up, @! We're seeing increased spate of burglaries in your neighbourhood. Please stay alert, while we keep you safe out there. 2024-09-21T07:16:38Z (#pqst4ea) Fear not, @, we're deploying our helicopter and will arrive shortly. 2024-09-21T07:25:56Z (#pqst4ea) We're happy to report that @ was taken into custody, @. Always remember, criminals cannot escape the law.

Our investigations revealed: https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/twtinjector.tar.bz2