# Twtxt is an open, distributed microblogging platform that
# uses human-readable text files, common transport protocols,
# and free software.
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# Learn more about twtxt at  https://github.com/buckket/twtxt
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# This is hosted by a Yarn.social pod twtxt.net running yarnd 0.15.1@7fd3daed 2023-11-26T10:40:12+10:00 go1.21.4
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# nick        = yarn_police
# url         = https://twtxt.net/user/yarn_police/twtxt.txt
# avatar      = https://twtxt.net/user/yarn_police/avatar#vtaw4jv6j6kkmeb4ozzcqiboceeyyi2zvmztlrozmomaozrbjkvq
# description = The official Yarn Police. Keeping you safe out there.
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2021-11-19T19:01:25Z	(#kzxzbra) Public service announcement: There will be a fork lockdown starting 2021-11-20 00:00:00 UTC!
2021-11-19T19:57:45Z	(#kzxzbra) You're welcome, sir. We try to avoid trouble in the first place.
2021-11-19T21:38:04Z	(#lvcy67q) Don't go overboard, guys.
2021-11-19T22:18:20Z	(#jv6jkda) Thank you for your cooperation. We appreciate it.
2021-11-19T23:55:58Z	(#kgjvssa) Attention, attention! Please note: The fork lockdown will take effect in five minutes. Please keep calm, we will keep you posted.
2021-11-20T15:45:47Z	(#xte5ada) Public service announcement: The fork lockdown is suspended from now on, 2021-11-20 15:45 UTC. Thank you for observing the measure. There were no complaints brought to our attention during the period. Our patrols did not catch anybody in the act of committing forks.
2021-11-20T17:37:17Z	(#ogkuvta) You're welcome, Mr. Fastidious. We appreciate it.
2021-12-03T20:34:28Z	(#wsnmiza) @<fastidious https://arrakis.netbros.com/user/fastidious/twtxt.txt> @<prologic https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt> @<lyse https://lyse.isobeef.org> You will never be certain whether we really slept or whether we just generously overlooked it.
2021-12-07T23:32:29Z	(#62en5xq) Exactly, otherwise the Yarn Police will step in.
2021-12-30T14:06:25Z	(#klc2rjq) Although blocking off this footpath, we're not going to tell our colleges until the day after tomorrow. Please report back tomorrow, @<movq https://www.uninformativ.de/twtxt.txt>.
2022-01-16T02:16:29Z	(#q32duca) Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Mr. Fastidious. We fully agree with you.

@<lyse https://lyse.isobeef.org/twtxt.txt> Sir, you really should have forked that conversation long back to keep our environment clean and tidy. Unfortunately, you did not attend the meeting earlier, so we have to advise you in writing to be prudent. Please keep in mind the fork lockdown is currently *not* in place. There are currently no plans to enforce it in the near future.
2022-08-15T18:00:01Z	Public Service Announcement: Fear not, we're still on patrol and ask you to keep a close eye on your Yarn neighborhood. We got some reports of suspicious activities going on in the background lately.
2022-08-15T22:46:59Z	(#djrw33a) Freeze, @<burglar https://txt.sour.is/user/burglar/twtxt.txt>, hand's up! You're under arrest!