# Twtxt is an open, distributed microblogging platform that # uses human-readable text files, common transport protocols, # and free software. # # Learn more about twtxt at https://github.com/buckket/twtxt # # This is hosted by a Yarn.social pod twtxt.net running yarnd 0.15.1@7fd3daed 2023-11-26T10:40:12+10:00 go1.21.4 # Learn more about Yarn.social at https://yarn.social # # nick = lyxal # url = https://twtxt.net/user/lyxal/twtxt.txt # avatar = https://twtxt.net/user/lyxal/avatar#lfabch3e3rerrasaruiqs6u7d7e3pgbykcujzoyvntgieum6u3la # description = Perfection is the enemy of perfectly adequate # # following = 36 ## # follow = adi https://twtxt.net/user/adi/twtxt.txt # follow = antonio https://twtxt.net/user/antonio/twtxt.txt # follow = ataco https://twtxt.net/user/ataco/twtxt.txt # follow = birb https://twtxt.net/user/birb/twtxt.txt # follow = birb-friend https://twtxt.net/user/birb-friend/twtxt.txt # follow = cmiksche https://twtxt.net/user/cmiksche/twtxt.txt # follow = code_golf https://twtxt.net/user/code_golf/twtxt.txt # follow = eldersnake https://twtxt.net/user/eldersnake/twtxt.txt # follow = fastidious https://arrakis.netbros.com/user/fastidious/twtxt.txt # follow = felipeweber https://twtxt.net/user/felipeweber/twtxt.txt # follow = hacker https://twtxt.net/user/hacker/twtxt.txt # follow = jlj https://twt.nfld.uk/user/jlj/twtxt.txt # follow = jussi https://twtxt.net/user/jussi/twtxt.txt # follow = justing https://twtxt.net/user/justing/twtxt.txt # follow = kt84 https://twtxt.net/user/kt84/twtxt.txt # follow = lukem https://twtxt.net/user/lukem/twtxt.txt # follow = lyse https://lyse.isobeef.org/twtxt.txt # follow = lyxal https://twtxt.net/user/lyxal/twtxt.txt # follow = marcus8512 https://twtxt.net/user/marcus8512/twtxt.txt # follow = markwylde https://twtxt.net/user/markwylde/twtxt.txt # follow = movq https://www.uninformativ.de/twtxt.txt # follow = off_grid_living https://twtxt.net/user/off_grid_living/twtxt.txt # follow = onezeroeight https://twtxt.net/user/onezeroeight/twtxt.txt # follow = petstorm https://twtxt.net/user/petstorm/twtxt.txt # follow = prologic https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt # follow = razetime https://twtxt.net/user/razetime/twtxt.txt # follow = sardaukar https://twtxt.net/user/sardaukar/twtxt.txt # follow = stats https://twtxt.net/user/stats/twtxt.txt # follow = thecanine https://twtxt.net/user/thecanine/twtxt.txt # follow = twilightsparkle https://twtxt.net/user/twilightsparkle/twtxt.txt # follow = twtxt https://twtxt.net/user/twtxt/twtxt.txt # follow = type_v https://twtxt.net/user/type_v/twtxt.txt # follow = vito https://twtxt.net/user/vito/twtxt.txt # follow = xuu https://txt.sour.is/user/xuu/twtxt.txt # follow = yigit https://twtxt.net/user/yigit/twtxt.txt # follow = zobi8225 https://twtxt.net/user/zobi8225/twtxt.txt 2020-08-26T01:29:17Z Holy heck I took so long to create an account here because I forgot to click "add password" (auto-generated fwiw) to my password manager. Took two password resets but I finally got there. 2020-08-26T03:12:53Z Thanks for all the greetings y'all! 😁 2020-08-26T08:25:43Z Okay I just got my first ever reddit award (not gold sadly) and I feel **epic**. Also, I just discovered twt uses markdown. *Truly epic* Also, [I've spread the word about this site!](https://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/55358192) 2020-08-26T08:35:49Z @ thanks, I found it from my recommended repositories over on GitHub. 2020-08-26T08:36:24Z @ it's called "bless up" or something. 2020-08-26T11:43:09Z @ howdy 2020-08-26T11:51:15Z @ which part of the country are you from? Are you over on the east coast like me or further west? 2020-08-26T11:55:43Z @ I see you're up north of where I am. Newcastle is my city! 😛 2020-08-26T11:56:35Z @ @ I guess I should have warned you about things like that... Over on github, they are following 11k+ people! 🤔 2020-08-26T11:57:32Z @ I don't think there's much coal dust around these days. 2020-08-26T12:00:51Z @ @ @ @ (re mass following) I'm not saying it's bad or malicious, it's just something that you simply get used to! 😝 2020-08-26T21:47:19Z @ Morning to you too! 2020-08-26T22:17:41Z Others like a coffee of a morning. But for me, a nice cup of tea is suffice! 2020-08-27T12:10:44Z @ (re quietness) it's probably just a busy day for everyone 2020-08-27T22:37:39Z @ now all mentions are doubled up 2020-08-28T03:14:19Z A way to automatically see what people are replying to would be great # E.g. Have the replies inline under the original twt 2020-08-28T11:34:01Z After having used twt for a few days now, I decided to properly understand what decentralisation means. I found that [this](http://alturl.com/rqkte) video helped explain things. The link is shortend to make this twt not have too many characters in it. 2020-08-28T11:51:03Z @ I think you didn't watch the video... I think it's a great way of taking our data back from the massive cooperations. 2020-08-28T21:06:58Z @ @ (Rick Astley) It was *very* intentional. Get rickroll'd 😜 2020-08-29T11:51:19Z @ @ (# #) bruh you've got superfluous spaces 2020-08-29T11:53:00Z @ (# #) **Vyxal, `jM`, 18 bytes**: `Ĥƛ3∻ı½¬*n5∻ı½∧*+n⟇` 2020-08-29T22:02:09Z @prologic @code_golf (# #) the language is called Vyxal and `jM` are the command line flags used 2020-08-30T00:12:26Z @ 2 minutes? How fast are the pieces moving? 😛 2020-08-30T22:42:23Z @ Wait we still have those in Australia? 2020-08-30T22:45:11Z @ https://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/55400354#<55400354 https://twtxt.net/search?tag=55400354> 2020-08-31T10:35:22Z I've often thought that writing witty tweets was relatively easy. It turns out it kinda ain't 2020-09-01T04:12:49Z There is nothing scarier than getting exam results. Especially if everyone else already has theirs because you weren't there when they were handed out. # # 2020-09-01T04:23:41Z @ `template: settings:26:60: executing "content" at <.User.Profile>: wrong number of args for Profile: want 1 got 0` happens when I try to access settings. Did you forget to pass an argument to a changed function? 2020-09-01T22:47:19Z Hey guys, am I using Grammarly correctly? ![](https://twtxt.net/media/iEwSV8YT2D7HAiKCFpzsvQ) I feel like it doesn't like my text ;P 2020-09-02T04:57:59Z (#) @ dang, I didn't think of that. Guess I'll be uninstalling Grammarly then. 2020-09-02T08:19:59Z Head of marketing at Coles to assistant: Tell me, how many days left until Christmas? Assistant: 113 days sir. Marketing: Perfect. Let's roll out the Christmas puddings Assistant: But isn't it too early? Marketing: Did I stutter? *Later that day*: ![](https://twtxt.net/media/wDW9PUUzKwTstrWzCMLmi9) # 2020-09-02T08:21:16Z (#) wow, not being able to include newlines really kinda spoils the joke. :/ 2020-09-02T21:40:14Z @ (#) https://github.com/JonoCode9374/Keg 2020-09-02T21:45:00Z @ (#) no, it's a "golfing" language and is stack based rather than cell based. 2020-09-02T21:58:34Z @ (#) for a better example of a golfing Lang, look for 05ab1e or Jelly (the one by Dennis) 2020-09-05T03:39:44Z @ @slashdot (#) `19-IVCOD`. Nineteen minus four cods! 2020-09-05T03:47:00Z Gaming videos would be a whole lot better if they started with "this video is not sponsored by..." and just plugged some random company they have absolutely no affiliation with. 2020-09-05T03:47:33Z @ (#<45clxta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=45clxta>) I pressed reply like I did with this one 2020-09-05T03:48:13Z @ (#<45clxta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=45clxta>) and it shows up in the conversation for me. 🤔 2020-09-05T06:56:58Z @ (#) same 2020-09-05T08:56:21Z I'm such a prankster... my minecraft username is `NotLyxal`, which is ironic because I am. 😂😂😂😂 2020-09-05T08:58:28Z Sometimes, people say to me "Lyxal, why are you Lyxal?". I respond "jokes on you, you're not real" because no one ever asks (why would anyone ask anyway...I just am) 2020-09-06T06:40:17Z @ @ (#) that's more attention than my esolangs ever gained 2020-09-07T04:36:36Z @ @ @ (#) hehe your profile image is stretched on your computer 2020-09-07T04:49:44Z The real question is why it's called a "cold" if you end up feeling overly hot most of the time? 2020-09-07T08:45:08Z "Piglins can help you out in the nether" they said.

"They can give you ender pearls with a 4% chance" they said.

Well screw piglins because I've barted with them over 60 times and haven't gotten a single ender pearl.

# 2020-09-07T08:47:36Z Also, how people were able to express theirselves with only 140 chars for so long amazes me. 2020-09-07T08:52:19Z @ (#) hey, where have all my first twts gone? 2020-09-07T09:07:16Z @ (#) yes indeed 2020-09-09T01:33:51Z The earth isn't flat. The earth isn't round. Wake up to the government conspiracies people...



The earth **doesn't exist**.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Noearthsociety/ 2020-09-09T01:47:57Z @ (#) reply 2020-09-09T01:52:47Z ![](https://twtxt.net/media/b44MZ2W3U9a3UqJuixbKk9) 2020-09-09T01:53:06Z Also, twting is increasingly becoming my favourite hobby. 2020-09-09T01:56:54Z @ (#) well howdy! Welcome to what will probably become your new favourite website! 2020-09-09T03:46:51Z @ (#) It's mostly due to the warm welcome of the community! 2020-09-09T09:30:07Z @ (#) I'd quite enjoy it if this community grew exponentially in size actually. 2020-09-09T09:36:48Z Head of Kelloggs: I feel like our brand is too simple. Let's add a bit of confusion to the mix!

Assistant: B...but that's a terrible idea.

Head: Not at all! We'll say we're selling our original cereal and make sure supermarkets advertise it as newly introduced!

Assistant: Whatever you say boss...

*Later*:
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# 2020-09-09T09:53:44Z @ (#) haha! Incompetent ones obviously! 😝 2020-09-09T23:10:21Z It's absolutely annoying when you're typing/writing something and words from a conversation you're having on the side manage to find their way into your document. 2020-09-10T03:24:41Z Don't hate me, but you just lost the game! 2020-09-12T04:47:43Z It's funny when searching for "how to speedrun Wikipedia", instead of giving specific rules for Wikipedia speedruns, it gives speedrun information for other games and Wikipedia articles. 2020-09-12T04:48:22Z Oh and yes, I'm a Wikipedia speedrunner. Not verified yet because speedrun.com doesn't have Wikipedia as a valid category yet. 2020-09-12T04:56:31Z @ (#<3era3ta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3era3ta>) you know how people compete to finish games as fast as possible? Wikipedia speedruns are going from one random article to another random article as fast as possible. Essentially, randomised wikiracing. 2020-09-14T08:05:32Z @ @ (#<3era3ta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3era3ta>) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-_1c0q1u4w&feature=youtu.be 2020-09-14T08:11:05Z @ @ (#<3era3ta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3era3ta>) essentially, get from one random article to another random article as quick as possible. 2020-09-14T11:02:05Z @ @ @ (#<3era3ta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3era3ta>) No, _unless_ it's mentioned before references. Sometimes there are links to categories within the main content 2020-09-16T09:18:43Z Head of Coles Marketing: how long until Halloween? 

Assistant: a month and a few weeks away. Please don't go releasing Halloween products early again. 

Head of marketing: **Unleash the products!**

Assistant (under their breath): I really need a better job. 

Later that day:

![](https://twtxt.net/media/zEagnr3Na9AZX8w2j2N4Ge)

# 2020-09-16T09:20:21Z @ (#<52xeltq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=52xeltq>) Happy Birthday! (even if it is a day late!) 🎁🎁🎉🎉🎂 2020-09-16T20:48:50Z @ (#) no, I just happen to shop there often, and decide to make jokes out of what they do! 😛 2020-09-18T07:32:53Z @ @ (#) same down here 2020-09-18T23:03:52Z Why is a picture of a bottle of milk at Woolworths my most viewed photo on Google Maps? Did 11,172 people say "wow, that's great milk from _January_"? 2020-09-19T02:19:39Z @ (#<3ts5gpq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3ts5gpq>) ![](https://twtxt.net/media/3SMKHrkSmupCATvK3GDBnE)

Alright fine there's more than one bottle 2020-09-19T05:14:08Z @ (#<3ts5gpq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3ts5gpq>) I don't know! Must be all the people looking at Woolworths kotara 2020-09-22T07:40:03Z @ @ @ (#) hol' up you worked at Facebook? Epic! 2020-09-22T07:43:06Z ![](https://twtxt.net/media/UXUanM9bkUSYpx2w2QqhJ)

Taken yesterday at Lake Macquarie 2020-09-22T07:44:09Z @ (#) not very good quality, I know, but what do you expect from phone cameras? 2020-09-22T09:12:26Z ABC: Teenage girl believed shot with arrow at Ipswich supermarket taken to 
hospital.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-22/teenage-girl-in-hospital-after-alleged-crossbow-attack-ipswich/12690636

We found the Florida man everyone! 2020-09-22T11:03:28Z @ (#) aw shucks. I'm not usually one to take pictures so I appreciate the encouragement! 2020-09-26T08:05:24Z ![](https://twtxt.net/media/d3eDnMMTTahcijntpqAdvB) 2020-09-26T08:14:50Z @ (#) Warners Bay, taken with night mode to make it brighter. 2020-09-26T08:25:10Z @ (#) I like a good storm! But clear skies down here. ![](https://twtxt.net/media/iksZkMgSMrCKqmUp689ECi) 2020-10-03T05:31:53Z ![](https://twtxt.net/media/k86ri9cpXamWg3bU2ZQwe5)
# 2020-10-03T08:19:10Z When your video conference company profits as a result of a pandemic:

 ![](https://twtxt.net/media/jjUFaTmozmtkvVKGaMKvoG)

# # # 2020-10-03T08:22:29Z @ (#) I don't know what team that is though, yet alone the actual sport. 2020-10-03T08:23:50Z Another topic altogether: when I joined twt.social, I didn't have a twitter account. But now that I have, and have used it for a while, I don't think I ever _will_ have a twitter account. 2020-10-03T22:54:14Z I envy you @...you don't have to put up with daylight saving because Queensland decided to be sensible. 2020-11-13T11:04:40Z I'm back y'all. What's changed? 2020-11-13T19:41:55Z @ (#) well I'm starting uni next year as I've just finished high school (hence my recent hiatus). There's a mobile app? 2020-11-14T06:51:21Z Okay this mobile app is really cool! 2020-11-14T08:01:38Z Other people: find twtext via advertising of this pod

Me: hey, that's a cool github repository. I wonder what it's about? 2020-11-14T08:08:11Z @ (#<6krluma https://twtxt.net/search?tag=6krluma>) I only found this place through GitHub recommending the repository for twtext 2020-11-14T21:07:59Z @ (#) mornin'! 2020-11-15T01:08:13Z @ (#) 10

Because I already did 2020-11-15T01:09:02Z @ (#) I remember to keep checking to see if I'm mentioned. Not much planned for today. 2020-11-15T04:38:31Z @ (#) I use the mentions tab on mobile now. 2020-11-18T02:09:54Z No peas. 

![](https://twtxt.net/media/xsRfkgFA82V7rQkqCfBLxe)

🤔 2020-11-18T02:11:05Z Also, why comic sans on the registers?

 ![](https://twtxt.net/media/rT7ERKREFkwJXrsT5uUDoJ)

🙃 2020-11-18T02:52:24Z @ (#) no. Just out of peas 2020-11-20T07:18:30Z @ (#) beautiful 👌 2020-11-21T10:10:29Z Okay so the timeline tab on mobile only shows @'s twts but discover shows everyone's. Feature or a bug? 2020-11-21T10:11:27Z @ (#) oh nevermind it's fixed 🤣 2020-11-21T10:12:21Z @ (#) but it definitely does hide _some_ twts 2020-11-21T10:21:51Z Exhibit A:

![](https://twtxt.net/media/TaSApXqSVATUZSrZrnYuE7)

Exhibit B:

![](https://twtxt.net/media/GAtYexn8boyyR4jMkBfRGK) 2020-11-21T11:33:17Z @ (#<4vtpyqa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=4vtpyqa>) timeline tab no show every twt. Discover tab do. 2020-11-23T00:50:06Z It's November but it feels like it's actually late December smh 2020-11-23T11:41:50Z Okay so if I'm avoiding you in public, it ain't because I don't like you but because I'm terrible at interacting with other humans on a unpredictable basis. 2020-11-23T11:42:38Z (#) for context, imagine there's no covid and society is back to normal 2020-11-23T11:42:49Z (#) also, twitpra 2020-11-24T01:45:09Z @ (#<7h2hlkq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=7h2hlkq>) I vote @twtext 2020-11-24T01:45:31Z @ (#<7h2hlkq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=7h2hlkq>) that is @ 2020-11-24T04:38:58Z @ @ (#<7h2hlkq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=7h2hlkq>) that's the point 2020-11-25T08:36:15Z @ (#) a root cancel? Gosh, your teeth must be really unpopular or have done something controversial to be cancelled by social media 🤣 2020-11-25T08:39:58Z @ (#) and before you comment saying "ah, that's a spelling typo", yes, I did know.

Still, the wait/build up to the operation is probably worse than the actual operation. I hope it'll be as painless as possible for you! 2020-11-25T11:53:13Z Dang, YouTube low-key trynna be dark and edgy while making you feel bad for not saying it's a good video recommendation. !

[](https://twtxt.net/media/CmcmmZKUc3Hf8FHmnM8AVQ) 2020-11-25T11:54:01Z (#<2zuaexq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=2zuaexq>) and the award for loading my embedded image goes to _not that post_ 2020-11-25T11:54:21Z (#<2zuaexq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=2zuaexq>) ![](https://twtxt.net/media/bgo7aLBnZVEuJvdVSPQ8HK)

That's the picture 2020-11-25T11:54:49Z (#<2zuaexq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=2zuaexq>) and I'm tempted to say that it _was_ a helpful recommendation 2020-11-27T04:29:09Z @ has the root canal been performed yet? 2020-11-27T04:29:46Z Also, is there a way to get an rss feed of the global twtxt timeline? 2020-11-27T04:35:42Z @ (#) well if it's any consolation, my thoughts and prayers are with you while you go through the operation! 2020-11-27T04:37:41Z @ (#) yeah, that feed. Can I make a rss? Because then that'd be a form of push notifications 2020-11-27T04:38:49Z @ (#) I'd say a root canal is pretty serious. 🤔 2020-11-27T04:40:56Z @ (#) do you mean the HTML head element? If so, I'll have to wait until I'm back at my computer. 2020-11-27T04:42:42Z @ (#) well I would say a link at the bottom of the home page would be more accessible. Once I have the feed, I'll place it in the rss reader on my phone. 2020-11-27T04:43:21Z @ (#) I recall reading that. I personally just want a way to know when someone has said something. 2020-11-27T04:45:53Z @ @ (#) that'd definitely be a helpful alternative. I'd be interested! 2020-11-27T04:48:38Z @ @ (#) ah, I was simply looking for a solution which required y'all to do as little as possible. I don't want to cause unnecessary work for anyone! Using RSS would be simple for all involved. And I have other feeds on it anyway, so using two apps wouldn't be a problem for me. Why put in a lot of effort for a feature probably only one person wants? 2020-11-27T04:49:28Z @ (#) 😲 I finally get to use the github app for what they intended! 2020-11-27T04:55:14Z @ (#) https://github.com/jointwt/goryon/issues/77 2020-11-27T04:56:34Z Wait which repo do I create an issue for the Web version? 2020-11-27T08:10:16Z @ (#) um it's probably just me but I can't see it 2020-11-27T08:11:16Z @ (#) ![](https://twtxt.net/media/PcZjAjajf3UrBm2atX3iJh) 2020-11-27T08:11:50Z @ (#) woo! 😁😁😁 2020-11-27T22:24:23Z @ (#) what no I was saying "congratulations on getting through the root canal" 😂 2020-11-28T03:57:57Z @ (#) "please be patient with us". While I know it means "cut us some slack we're people too", I can't help but think of the more literal meaning "please come and make this surgery your usual one"! 2020-11-28T07:11:40Z @ how hot is it for you in Queensland today? It reached over 40 down here in the Hunter region. 2020-11-28T07:13:29Z @ (#) ![](https://twtxt.net/media/SQeupMUNmKxV5dSGy2Afei) 2020-11-28T07:49:48Z @ (#) 👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌👌👌👌 2020-11-28T08:44:09Z [There's a typo on the register page](https://twtxt.net/register). `loose` should be `lose`. # # 2020-11-28T08:45:16Z (#) and I'm not saying it's a bad and terrible sin, I'm just saying that I found something extremely minor. # 2020-11-28T11:36:56Z @ @ (#<45iw24q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=45iw24q>) you mean 10? 2020-11-28T11:39:00Z @ what was the inspiration for calling the twtxt.net mobile app Goryon? 2020-11-28T11:52:20Z @ @ (#<4ga774q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=4ga774q>) okay then. ~~@~~ @ what was the inspiration for calling the twtxt.net mobile app Goryon? 2020-11-29T02:54:41Z @ (#<5xuj3pa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=5xuj3pa>) 271k cached twts? Wow, that sure is quite a lot! 2020-11-29T02:55:03Z @ (#<5xuj3pa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=5xuj3pa>) frick, I meant archived twts 2020-11-29T02:55:49Z @ (#<5xuj3pa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=5xuj3pa>) I would have edited the original twt but I can't do that on mobile yet. And I don't know if that's a planned feature that's coming and I just need to wait. 2020-11-29T03:57:36Z @ @ (#<5xuj3pa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=5xuj3pa>) so where could I find these archived twts 2020-11-29T21:21:38Z @ (#) that explains the 162 new entries on the RSS feed lol. I saw the notification for my reader and it said `162 new entries` and I assumed there must have been raging conversation happening. 2020-11-29T21:28:47Z It's now that time of year where I no longer hold a grudge against Christmas decorations at retail stores. But frick I ain't looking forward to two months of carols and stuff. #<26-days https://twtxt.net/search?tag=26-days> 2020-11-29T21:33:22Z These twts may seem rapidfire, but github's being special again not letting me see my repositories. "Server Error 500". Not the first time. :( # 2020-11-29T23:13:05Z @ (#) when I try to click on my repositories tab on github, I get a server error 500 2020-11-30T00:13:04Z I've got more twt followers than all the world's leaders (I think). 2020-11-30T21:18:50Z I guess Mariah Carey is gonna see a massive spike in sales/relevance today lol #<25-days https://twtxt.net/search?tag=25-days> 2020-11-30T21:49:24Z @ (#) that's right 2020-11-30T22:15:00Z Sometimes I wonder how I managed to get 94 github followers. 2020-11-30T22:20:47Z @ (#) a crigney golfing language called [Keg](https://github.com/Lyxal/Keg). Nothing to do with alcohol, as its name is an acronym for Keyboard Golfed. I'm very bad at naming things okay. 2020-11-30T22:42:53Z @ (#) even my username is uncreatively named...I sat at my keyboard randomly typing combinations of l's, y's, x's and other letters until I found something that looked "cool". Therefore, my username means absolutely nothing. 2020-11-30T22:44:07Z @ (#) having said that, once upon a time, if you went to google translate, set detect language, took the result of that and translated it again using detect language, the result would be "to solve". That's kinda ironic seeing as how my main hobby is solving challenges at codegolf.stackexchange.com 2020-11-30T22:47:18Z @ (#) I say once upon a time because they patched it 2020-12-01T00:23:56Z What's everyone's favourite Christmas song? Mine is currently https://youtu.be/nranUeNkXpM 2020-12-01T10:21:53Z @ (#) ddddddd? 2020-12-01T10:23:12Z @ how's the weather in Brisbane right now? 2020-12-01T10:23:38Z @ @ (#) exactly what I was thinking! 2020-12-01T10:24:39Z @ (#) oh so it's still hot where you are? 2020-12-01T10:25:25Z @ (#) bruh come down the Hunter region way. We've currently got rain, lighting and thunder, not to mention wind. 2020-12-01T10:30:31Z @ (#) rack cabinet? 2020-12-01T10:41:23Z @ (#) :o you mean this sentence is in that box? 2020-12-01T21:34:52Z Hey are any of y'all doing the Advent of code this year? https://adventofcode.com/2020 2020-12-01T23:28:57Z @ (#) uh, but it loads perfectly fine on my phone. Note that there's only been one day so far, and that it unlocks one day at a time.

Is there a timer next to the second day? That shows how long until it unlocks 2020-12-01T23:29:51Z @ (#) oh wait you mean responsive as in "fits the mobile screen" rather than "didn't load and froze" 2020-12-01T23:31:25Z @ (#) I mean, it pretty much assumes you'll be doing it on computer, seeing as how it requires problems to be solved with extremely long inputs. I don't think you'd be solving the daily challenges on mobile anyway. 2020-12-02T00:39:31Z @ @ (#) out of curiosity: what inspired the creation of twtxt.net and the twt.social project? 2020-12-02T00:53:04Z @ (#) why? 2020-12-02T01:02:14Z @ (#) okay second question: what's a git submodule? 2020-12-02T01:36:12Z ![](https://twtxt.net/media/gP9NhugEGz8MxRNTEMnvkN)

Just a little something I did at my local Bunnings 2020-12-02T02:06:34Z Mmmmm yes, I love the taste of `TextView` objects! Makes the meal taste even better :p

![](https://twtxt.net/media/5PcLLhhmBE6gnsnoi7oijL) 2020-12-02T05:21:45Z @ (#) I was ordering MacDonald's on the app and this came up 2020-12-02T08:42:27Z @ @ (#) just go pick it up lol. Nothing beats a nice large fries. 2020-12-02T08:44:24Z @ @ (#) no, Park Lane and Mayfair is a monopoly. 2020-12-02T09:28:32Z @ (#) now all you need to do is try and get in the first 100 for each day 2020-12-02T09:29:40Z @ (#) which I haven't managed to do in 2 years. I got 1788th for part 1 2020-12-02T09:29:55Z @ (#) (today that is) 2020-12-02T10:01:41Z @ (#) you get points for being in the first 100 to complete each part. 1st gets 100 points, 2nd gets 99 and so on until you get to the 100th, who gets 1 point. 2020-12-02T10:02:26Z If enough twtizens join aoc, I'll make a private leaderboard for this pod. 2020-12-02T10:06:26Z My AOC solutions: https://github.com/Lyxal/LyxalDoesTheAOC2020 2020-12-02T10:13:57Z @ (#) no. On the AOC, you can create private leaderboards so that you can track who completed fastest out of a smaller group than the default public/global leaderboard. For example, I'm a part of the Code Golf StackExchange leaderboard, meaning I can track my position against other code golfers. I'm saying I'd make a leaderboard to track our rankings against other twtizens. 2020-12-02T10:14:16Z @ (#) a language called 05AB1E and Python 2020-12-02T10:14:53Z @ (#) https://github.com/Adriandmen/05AB1E (not mine) 2020-12-02T10:17:38Z @ (#) it is. Another esolang with another custom encoding scheme. 2020-12-02T10:56:19Z @ (#) I'm not seeing where your solutions are just yet. 2020-12-03T02:52:37Z @ (#) yes! Someone who knows the truth! 2020-12-03T02:54:47Z Here's another truth: the world ain't round. All you people who believe the earth is round have been deceived and lied to by the government and the education system.

Instead, the earth is _not real_. That's right. Something can't have shape if it doesn't exist. 2020-12-03T02:55:45Z @ (#) since twtxt was highlighted on a popular Go language repository site. 2020-12-03T05:13:51Z Ight who's completed day 3 of AOC yet?

I got rank 350 for star 1 and rank 690 for star 2

# 2020-12-04T05:59:53Z # part 2 today was annoying. It involves field validation and stupididly formatted test cases. 2020-12-04T22:51:35Z @ (#) I just simply multiplied it by the number of rows 2020-12-04T22:56:25Z @ why do you implement error handling in your # solutions? There's guaranteed a correct solution somewhere in the data, and they usually don't throw any silly data. 2020-12-04T22:56:52Z Nope did not post that twice. That's a bug 2020-12-04T22:57:08Z (#) the mobile app went black and I had to restart the app 2020-12-04T22:58:25Z (#) and now I can't delete the duplicate twts 2020-12-05T01:58:03Z (#) yew 2020-12-05T07:13:11Z @ @ (#) I'll make it 2020-12-05T07:13:54Z Okay. Everyone doing #, here's the leaderboard code: `623094-892b378d` 2020-12-05T07:14:18Z Enter it here: https://adventofcode.com/2020/leaderboard/private 2020-12-06T01:55:38Z @ (#) try converting it as a binary number 2020-12-06T02:17:27Z @ (#) this is something I only learnt from others: the first seven characters (F and Bs) are a binary representation of the row number. The last 3 chars (L and Rs) are a binary representation of the column number. 2020-12-06T02:17:45Z @ (#) iirc, F=0, B=1
R= 1 L=0 2020-12-06T02:18:14Z @ (#) RRR gives row seven. Sub R with 1 and you have 111 (which is binary for 7) 2020-12-06T02:18:48Z @ (#) the whole entire "leave only the top halve" part is a little misleading/a complicated way 2020-12-06T02:20:30Z @ (#) don't worry. I completely missed it and only figured it out after it was pointed out by some other code golfers 2020-12-06T05:32:04Z @ (#) try it with [this](https://gist.github.com/Lyxal/5f388995532199da39e1f48b896f0431) input list and tell me what it outputs. 2020-12-06T05:33:13Z @ (#) it should output `980` 2020-12-06T07:38:18Z @ (#<6s5xgla https://twtxt.net/search?tag=6s5xgla>) did you notice it was considerably easier than the last two days? I got 193/777 today 2020-12-06T21:21:54Z That's a lot of following going on overnight 2020-12-06T21:36:30Z @ (#<32awjha https://twtxt.net/search?tag=32awjha>) a lot of messages from twt_txt on my rss reader 2020-12-06T22:33:07Z @ (#<32awjha https://twtxt.net/search?tag=32awjha>) "and our target market are children (like my wife and i) with children that would not allow their children to use social media at all.". Since when did kids have kids?!? 🤣🤣🤣 2020-12-06T22:39:12Z @ (#<32awjha https://twtxt.net/search?tag=32awjha>) twtxt for kids does sound like a good idea (and yes, I was able to figure out where you meant parent[s]...i just thought it was a funny thing to point out). 2020-12-07T01:16:25Z @ @xandkar (#) it has the same point scoring rules as the global leaderboard: the first person in the local group to solve the days challenge gets the most, the second person gets a less amount of points and so on until the 100th person 2020-12-07T07:13:36Z @xandkar @ (#) this is probably a bit late, but here's an accurate description of how the private leaderboard scores points: "[Local Score], which awards users on this leaderboard points much like the global leaderboard. If you add or remove users, the points will be recalculated, and the order can change. For N users, the first user to get each star gets N points, the second gets N-1, and the last gets 1. This is the default". This is taken from the AOC ordering explanation 2020-12-07T09:50:02Z @ (#) hehe just split the string 2020-12-07T21:01:00Z @ (#) okay now this is epic 👌👏👏🙌🙌 2020-12-07T21:41:32Z @ (#) what happened on the 17th of November? 2020-12-07T21:44:03Z @ (#) oh yeah I remember now. There was a really big storm on the night of the 16th. 2020-12-07T21:53:02Z @ @ (#) you mean 5000 people might view this sentence in a day? 


WOO! I'M INTERNET FAMOUS THANKS TO TWTXT.NET!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 2020-12-08T07:36:13Z @ (#<64ytpba https://twtxt.net/search?tag=64ytpba>) yeah pretty much. I mean 20 minutes was spent on # lol 2020-12-08T07:36:57Z @ (#) 🤔

Well it ain't me that's for sure. How do I know? Because I'm not even in Queensland!!! 🤣🤣🤣 2020-12-08T07:56:12Z @ (#) I wonder if they would have been so complacent if the panic of COVID was still active. 2020-12-08T11:40:56Z The following information is irrelevant to everyone in this world except me: I'm going to bed now. 2020-12-09T08:14:14Z Don't worry, I didn't forget to post a twt today 2020-12-09T10:06:15Z @ (#) rather unremarkable. Probably the most exciting thing I did was attempt to now the word "frick" onto my lawn. 2020-12-09T10:24:40Z @ (#) no it didn't work 2020-12-09T10:38:14Z @ (#) I'll try next time. The problem was that the grass didn't show the letters well. I only did the F and realised the rest was futile 2020-12-09T10:38:25Z @ (#) *try again 2020-12-09T10:41:06Z @ (#) that should have said "mow" 2020-12-09T21:38:44Z @ @ (#) well I have to wait ~2 weeks for it to grow back and then I have to wait for a cool enough day to mow, because it's summer down under. And summer means 40°c+ days 2020-12-09T22:24:02Z @slashdot @ (#<4yiheca https://twtxt.net/search?tag=4yiheca>) well lucky for me i know a place where I won't ever see ads in my timeline! Honestly, twtxt is _way cooler_ than twitter 2020-12-10T02:59:08Z Whoa what happened with @? 2020-12-10T03:01:46Z @ (#) ![](https://twtxt.net/media/SFhiTmV39FaeUitevkgXMi)

![](https://twtxt.net/media/U37gBCcunmEyZo2Lz68tka)

![](https://twtxt.net/media/87LdoWxokCEV4SUcpVyJJj)

![](https://twtxt.net/media/FaSQbTEujeq2zN6uYZDmD4) 2020-12-10T08:24:20Z That moment when you have to use chalk to help figure out the solution to # 2020-12-10T10:26:48Z @ (#) that's the thing. I'm starting university next year so I'm on break rn 2020-12-11T02:52:29Z @mckinley @ (#) _how_ do you write in the future? 2020-12-11T03:09:03Z @ (#) but how do they control when they write? 2020-12-11T03:40:44Z @ (#) I'm not. I seriously want to know how 2020-12-11T03:58:14Z @ (#) but seriously. How do people write custom timestamps on twtxt or goryon? Or are they using a custom client? I actually honestly don't know, and I'm probably missing something extremely obvious here. 2020-12-11T10:28:42Z @ (#) why? Wouldn't that go against the idea of decentralisation? 2020-12-11T10:33:10Z @ (#) and all this time here's me thinking blind archery meant putting a blindfold on. 2020-12-11T10:44:55Z @ (#) I thought the whole point of decentralisation was that there wasn't one single entity controlling things like accounts. 2020-12-11T10:45:18Z @ (#) base64 compress inactive twtxt files) 2020-12-11T10:45:35Z @ (#) that bracket should have been a question mark 2020-12-11T10:51:01Z @ (#) also, some people might make accounts with the intention of using twtxt as a way of communication but then go on hiatus for different reasons. They might very well come back. I know I did. I made my account after seeing this repo on github and went on hiatus due to exams and school. I know I'd be confused if I came back and found my account deleted. 2020-12-12T00:46:07Z @ seeing as how I don't know Go or web tech, how could I contribute to twtxt? 2020-12-13T22:24:32Z I find it fitting that Tim-Brooke Taylor won his last ever game of Mornington Crescent. # 2020-12-13T22:38:37Z @ @ @ (#) I'm more noticing the inline reply box 2020-12-31T00:25:35Z Y'all be really active it seems. My RSS feed reader keeps giving me messages. My OPPO watch keeps vibrating every now and again with new activity lol. 2020-12-31T00:36:33Z @ (#) it's good that there is a whole bunch of activity happening! 2020-12-31T10:43:33Z @ (#) my Christmas was interesting to say the least 2021-01-01T11:30:19Z @ (#) OPPO is cool and I use android. Also I didn't want Samsungs watch os because if I want to make apps for it, I'd have to learn a new language. But OPPO uses wearos, which uses Java and Android Studio which I already have setup 2021-01-03T01:35:29Z @ (#) https://www.oppo.com/au/accessory-oppo-watch-convenience/

It also supports Kotlin (which iirc transpiles to Java). Its pretty much android for wrists. 2021-01-03T10:06:28Z Rain.

Just thought I'd let you know we had a small bit of rain just now.

Carry on with your day/night. 2021-01-03T10:07:22Z (#) I'm not saying it's bad, and I'm not saying it's good. I'm just saying that there was rain outside. 2021-01-03T11:07:15Z @ (#) very light sprinkles. Which is less compared to all this week. 2021-01-04T02:37:09Z @ (#) yes...i don't use any of those in daily life (unless you count YouTube as Google.) I use ddg for searches, vivaldi/outlook for mail and apps like 7+, 9now etc for entertainment 2021-01-04T11:04:35Z @ @ (#) I wasn't directly asked, but what kind of experiment? 2021-01-05T00:26:44Z I accidentally left paper in the pocket of one of my pair of shorts while washing my clothes and now it's all through my laundry 2021-01-05T00:46:47Z @ (#) and now that it's a few days dry, it doesnt come off easily! 2021-01-06T00:52:52Z @ (#) who'll be the 300th user? 2021-01-06T11:21:49Z @ (#) but did they say that I'd say this? 2021-01-06T22:37:26Z Morning y'all! 2021-01-07T11:08:39Z In america: riots

Down under: vaccines

Conclusion: America needs to be flipped upside down like us 2021-01-10T10:27:27Z This is a sad day. My most viewed picture on Google maps is no longer milk...its now a cereal box 2021-01-15T22:26:03Z So here's a genuine concern: for the whole last week, I've had a cold (its definitely not covid - there haven't been any confirmed cases in the Hunter Region at all) . If I can catch a cold so easily during a time where we are all supposedly being precautious and aware of hygiene, how much more easier is it for covid to spread through the community? 2021-03-19T04:35:32Z Wow twtxt has grown a lot since I last checked. 356 users is amazing!
# 2021-03-19T04:43:53Z @ (#) why can't I update my email address? I recently discovered there were issues with the provider I was using (read as "difficulties with sending/receiving emails"), so I had to create a new email account. I tried changing it in settings, but when I refresh the page, it still shows my old email. 2021-03-19T05:28:40Z @ (#) Okay so I requested a password reset and it asked me where to send it. I put in my new email account and that's where I found the password reset message. I then checked the old email and there was no reset message (as expected). 2021-03-19T10:36:49Z @ (#) I just tested it on my phone (which doesn't have autofill set up at all - I use Vivaldi on desktop and Duckduckgo on mobile). The email address is still there. 2021-03-19T10:37:35Z @ @ (#) perhaps it's a result of having an account that's older than average. 🤔🤔🤔 2021-03-19T10:42:10Z Also, TIL you can slide into someone's DMs on twtxt. (disclaimer: I have not done this myself but good to know one can) # 2021-03-19T21:33:29Z It is very wet outside. Lots of rain. I thought this was supposed to happen yesterday. ☔ # 2021-03-20T04:08:50Z I hate when I accidentally put my watch on upside down because I put the straps in the wrong way. Yet I still find it entertaining to fiddle with them. # 2021-03-20T04:32:16Z @ (#) smartwatch 2021-03-20T04:32:32Z @ (#) Oppo 41mm to be precise. 2021-03-20T05:14:24Z @ (#) It is indeed an Android watch. 2021-03-20T05:29:01Z @ (#) I mainly wanted a smartwatch for the notifications/reminders. It's good for knowing when emails and texts come through as I have my phone on silent usually. It's also good for keeping track of when and where my classes are too! 2021-03-20T22:40:51Z Here's what I got up to during February

 ![](https://twtxt.net/media/8fMYozPW6Ya3aqqHMvqydZ)

# 2021-03-20T22:41:54Z And here's how I found it one day

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# 2021-03-21T01:51:20Z @ (#<7cuifla https://twtxt.net/search?tag=7cuifla>) someone ran over them with some sort of vehicle 2021-03-21T21:21:18Z @ @ (#) we're glad to have you here! 2021-03-22T11:46:12Z (#) @ @movq as someone south of prologic I can confirm that it is indeed wet like anything in NSW. Luckily it hasn't been as bad as it has been in other towns (I've heard some houses have floated away down rivers...the worst I've seen is a deep patch of water here and there yesterday afternoon). It must be going to be bad again tomorrow because my university decided to close it's campus tomorrow. # 2021-03-22T11:48:12Z @ (#) you can't just make such claims without showing us pictures of the good girl! 2021-03-23T05:01:33Z Hang on why did twtxt go down, and why did it log me out of both website and app? 2021-03-23T05:28:02Z @ (#) oh dear. Nothing wrong with not remembering where things are! 2021-03-23T05:33:54Z @ (#) would hosting twtxt data in an external server be a viable option? 2021-03-23T06:57:30Z @ (#) yeah, I mean to say hosting the main server in a less volatile place. Is that a possibility? 2021-03-23T08:17:35Z @ (#) understandable. I suppose it is way cheaper to buy a UPS. 2021-03-23T22:44:35Z @ (#) this feels like I'm reading a reddit/4chan shitpost but it clearly isn't. 🤔 2021-03-24T08:24:57Z On a completely different note: it was really great seeing blue skies for the first time in 6 days. # 2021-03-24T10:16:40Z @ (#) evening! 2021-03-24T23:04:25Z Here's a really cool picture for everyone to see!

 ![](https://twtxt.net/media/5VdcioEan5DnwqVDrzXuET)

# 2021-03-24T23:05:47Z Also, will we ever be able to like/retwt twts? 2021-03-25T06:26:23Z I wonder what happens if I post a twt with no visible text... 2021-03-25T06:26:27Z ‎ 2021-03-25T06:26:42Z Huh, it works and just shows nothing. Very cool. 2021-03-25T08:13:50Z @ (#<4d4xrla https://twtxt.net/search?tag=4d4xrla>) it's a special space character that doesn't show. An invisible space for lack of the proper name. 2021-03-26T05:13:24Z I've decided after a month of hesitance it's time to build a new rock pile. Here it is, a new beginning:

 ![](https://twtxt.net/media/oZ2p7jHpc55S3UVPHB2juV)

# 2021-03-26T05:14:31Z @ (#) obviously it isn't much right now (I only started an hour ago), it's hopefully going to grow again. 2021-03-27T00:35:08Z @ (#) 720 arrows? Gee, you'll be arching for a while then! (I've probably completely misunderstood what it is) 2021-03-27T11:44:56Z @ (#) 👏👏👏 I demand you put "blind archery pro" in your twtxt bio. 🤣 2021-04-02T06:24:53Z ![](https://twtxt.net/media/336tnpwYKU5onFkAwkiBiJ)

I finally got a chance to work on it today. Very happy with the results

# 2021-04-02T06:34:35Z (#) an alternate shot that may give better comparison

![](https://twtxt.net/media/WWVpTFxbCBkDqiTVYDxwwD)

# 2021-04-02T21:35:55Z @ @ (#) no big plans here either. 🙂 2021-04-03T04:10:55Z @ @ (#) I know! The last summer got unbearably hot, so I'm glad for cooler temperatures. 🧊🧊🧊 2021-04-05T07:13:53Z You're probably wondering why the background scenery of this picture looks a bit different...well it's because I've decided to relocate to a more secluded (yet still publicly accessible) location. Hopefully there won't be anyone squashing the pile here.

![](https://twtxt.net/media/KNY2oFGYraAUaGP4SgvEgc)

(here's a bonus picture of the surrounding area)

![](https://twtxt.net/media/8tnKgVsZLwQnJENQvscKWK)

# 2021-04-05T08:24:03Z @movq (#<6bz4dtq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=6bz4dtq>) the story is that I have a hobby of placing rocks into a pile. The first one I made was flattened during the night. The second one was also flattened, but it wasn't as bad because it wasn't as big. This new pile should hopefully last longer because it's in a less traversed place 2021-07-17T12:49:52Z Gah I really need to stop dropping off the surface of twtxt. Hello again everyone! 2021-07-18T01:19:33Z @ (#) it's nothing to do with twtxt. Life has just been busy lately, with things like university and a project of mine constantly having bugs eating up a major slice of attention. 

Then again, I sometimes can't even get the day of the week right ;). 2021-07-19T03:45:53Z @ @jlj @ (#) heh, I've lost motivation to do that ever since they kept getting flattened. 2021-07-19T06:43:38Z Guys...someone _pea_d on the floor at Coles

![](https://twtxt.net/media/JsaZVDYeqvXzPiNm7RmjV5)

# 2021-07-19T06:44:40Z Dang markdown not working 2021-07-19T06:51:46Z @ (#) s...shush. Maybe I sometimes forget how to use it 😝😜🤣 2021-07-21T01:04:43Z This is the beauty of nature. #

![](https://twtxt.net/media/9bFRZZsYai4Yfcj9gE9fqV) 2021-07-21T12:37:20Z @ @ (#) that isn't good to hear...do you know what's causing the sickness? I hope you get well soon! 2021-07-21T12:46:15Z Also, I'm once again [spreading the word about twtxt](https://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/58678113#58678113) 2021-07-23T04:08:30Z Hehe the bird is sitting. 😂😂🤣🤣


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# 2021-07-24T02:00:25Z I suppose you might be getting __tyred__ of my bad jokes... 

![](https://twtxt.net/media/n5GvtcvWLZBbmHUyt7MQj9)

But I'll keep 'em coming!

# 2021-07-24T08:42:49Z @ (#) probably. I wouldn't be surprised if it is one of the seagulls down at the lake missing a foot 2021-07-27T13:27:45Z Funny story: I was out for a walk and I saw a little QR code on a bridge. I scanned it, expecting either a rickroll or a scam site to show up, but instead it was for a thing called Munzee - geocaching but with QR codes instead. It turns out the QR code has been there for 7 years now.

# 2021-07-28T02:23:01Z @ (#) in simple terms, a scavenger hunt that is played in the big world.

More specifically, geocaching is people leaving little trinkets at arbitrary public locations for people to find.

Munzee is similar to geocaching, but instead of physical trinkets, it's QR codes. 2021-07-28T03:20:55Z @ (#) that unfortunately comes up as 404 page not found. 2021-07-28T07:36:43Z @ (#) still 404 2021-07-28T07:39:28Z So here's me. I'm walking at the lake. Everything is fine. But then, as I get closer to the car, there's all this water everywhere. "Must be the construction work they're doing" I think. Walk a bit further towards the car and __holy crap that's a lot of water__

![](https://twtxt.net/media/n3Uuc9KHi6hM3VgXsxnTsR)

![](https://twtxt.net/media/LMkeBKnNiAwyweJ9eRbT2D)

It was coming rapidly from houses on the hill across from the lake. It was about an inch or so deep too. 2021-07-28T08:05:14Z @ (#<5tcau6a https://twtxt.net/search?tag=5tcau6a>) that's somewhat similar 2021-07-28T08:31:45Z @ (#) something might have burst 2021-07-30T01:35:23Z "I don't use electricity...I live off the grid"


~ my mother on the phone to someone (a telemarketer) calling about electricity usage. Note that she is __not__ off the grid and that she does indeed use electricity. She epicly pranked them. 🤣🤣🤣 2021-08-02T03:30:38Z @ chances are I've asked this before, but what's the difference between the Timeline and Discover tab on the mobile app? 2021-08-02T08:27:10Z @ (#) no, I think that's fine. I suppose if I wasn't following pretty much everyone that is active here, I wouldn't be confused. 2021-08-02T09:22:11Z @ (#) a tutorial on how to use the app would be good. 2021-12-31T01:42:53Z NYE is my favourite day of the year because of all the jokes I get to make about doing stuff for the last time this year and doing stuff for the first time next year. 2021-12-31T02:02:33Z (#fq5iobq) @ I've just been busy with life and staying away from coivd lol. Christmas was good - spent the day outside at a park and actually enjoyed it 2022-01-02T08:12:18Z Electric scooters have become a trend where I live lately and there's kids/teens riding them on roads without helmets. Ngl kinda dangerous #roadsafetypls 2022-01-02T08:14:00Z @ (#fq5iobq) maybe coming soon in February. (that's the rock pile building month lol) 2022-01-02T11:49:34Z (#5tliamq) @ that's when I did it last year, and I thought it'd be a nice tradition to keep ;) 2022-01-04T03:23:07Z Ngl putting lemon flavour in cookies and biscuits should be illegal - just let me enjoy pre-packaged baking without the tang of lemon. 2022-01-05T02:16:07Z I swear birds have gotten away with corrupting the justice system - they get away with things like property damage, aggravated assault, theft, jaywalking and being a public nuisance yet they never get arrested nor do they get sentenced/fined in court. 2022-01-05T12:51:29Z Okay so hear me out: I was looking at the weather widget thing on the windows 10 bar thing at the bottom (you know, that thing Microsoft added near the time - I'm not complaining about it lol) and it said to expect heavy t-storms.

In that moment, my tired af brain couldn't help but picture storm clouds just shaped like the letter T floating through the sky even though I know exactly what t-storm means.

Maybe 11:51pm is too late to be online... :p 2022-01-06T10:35:12Z Do y'all ever just get the hiccups 3 times in one day? More specifically, 3 times in 4 hours?

Because I did today. Not fun. 2022-01-08T04:20:13Z Jellyfish on a leaf.

What more need I say? 


![](https://twtxt.net/media/6NFj3pKVRBRTMU7ZBBsAQ3) 2022-01-08T04:29:11Z @ (#5tqxida) at a lake, and taken some time last year 😀 2022-01-11T01:10:13Z Y'all just ever look outside during summer and think "oh yeah, that looks like it could be cool outside" only to find out that it really __isn't__ cool outside? 2022-01-23T07:40:44Z Don't worry I haven't forgotten about twtxt it's just that my life doesn't really have that much interesting to share right now. 2022-01-27T01:13:11Z Can't believe I just fixed my grandmother's DVD/TV recorder by giving it a somewhat forceful tap with my hand.

It really must be true that technology just needs a kick sometimes🤣 2022-01-30T02:06:28Z Is it just me or does this rock look like a bulldog of some description? 

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