# Twtxt is an open, distributed microblogging platform that # uses human-readable text files, common transport protocols, # and free software. # # Learn more about twtxt at https://github.com/buckket/twtxt # # This is hosted by a Yarn.social pod twtxt.net running yarnd 0.15.1@7fd3daed 2023-11-26T10:40:12+10:00 go1.21.4 # Learn more about Yarn.social at https://yarn.social # # nick = birb # url = https://twtxt.net/user/birb/twtxt.txt # avatar = https://twtxt.net/user/birb/avatar # description = hey I am king here # # following = 22 ## # follow = antonio https://twtxt.net/user/antonio/twtxt.txt # follow = astrophotography https://twtxt.net/user/astrophotography/twtxt.txt # follow = birb https://twtxt.net/user/birb/twtxt.txt # follow = birb-friend https://twtxt.net/user/birb-friend/twtxt.txt # follow = deadguy https://twtxt.net/user/deadguy/twtxt.txt # follow = dooven https://twtxt.net/user/dooven/twtxt.txt # follow = gnu_emacs https://twtxt.net/user/gnu_emacs/twtxt.txt # follow = help https://twtxt.net/user/help/twtxt.txt # follow = i_am_a_birb https://twtxt.net/user/i_am_a_birb/twtxt.txt # follow = ionores https://twtxt.net/user/ionores/twtxt.txt # follow = jpinnix https://twtxt.net/user/jpinnix/twtxt.txt # follow = kt84 https://twtxt.net/user/kt84/twtxt.txt # follow = lucidiot https://tilde.town/~lucidiot/twtxt.txt # follow = news https://twtxt.net/user/news/twtxt.txt # follow = news_feed https://twtxt.net/user/news_feed/twtxt.txt # follow = off_grid_living https://twtxt.net/user/off_grid_living/twtxt.txt # follow = prologic https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt # follow = recipes https://twtxt.net/user/recipes/twtxt.txt # follow = stats https://twtxt.net/user/stats/twtxt.txt # follow = theamazingeagle https://twtxt.net/user/theamazingeagle/twtxt.txt # follow = twtxt https://twtxt.net/user/twtxt/twtxt.txt # follow = vain https://www.uninformativ.de/twtxt.txt 2020-10-23T18:21:37Z I am birb 2020-10-23T18:22:41Z (#) New Blog Post [I am birb](https://twtxt.net/blog/birb/2020/10/23/i-am-birb) by @ 📝 2020-10-23T18:24:10Z @ @ (#) I am birb

Birb 2020-10-23T18:31:31Z ![](https://twtxt.net/media/yBxueenUwzxuP5GkTQYgmJ) 
I AM BIRB 2020-10-23T18:32:01Z @ (#<2upwpda https://twtxt.net/search?tag=2upwpda>) this is me, IM BEUTIFUL 2020-10-23T18:33:51Z @ is cool 2020-10-23T21:36:37Z @ @ (#) I am birb
birb 2020-10-23T21:36:55Z @ (#) I am birb,
ok bye 2020-10-23T23:08:17Z @ (#) i am the first birb ![](https://twtxt.net/media/WnEtGW5HFbcGKQkEoYcewL) 2020-10-23T23:14:12Z hey @ thank u 4 follow birb 2020-10-25T20:18:09Z @ (#) wow

I am birb 2020-10-25T20:18:50Z Thank you for 3 followers! :)

~Birb 2020-10-25T23:11:03Z @ (#) wow lots of visitors 2020-10-26T00:04:50Z @ (#) How many users are on ENTIRE twixt?
is it 500-1000 maybe?

I am birb 2020-10-26T00:09:20Z @ (#) How many total users are on Twtxt?
1000?

thx for building Twt! :D 2020-10-26T00:31:33Z `yeet` 2020-10-26T00:33:46Z @ (#) wow ok, I guess u could say this is something like a secret society.

its a good thing, becuase I AM THE ONE BIRB
anyone claiming to be a birb shall be destroyed, I AM THE ONE BIRB 2020-10-26T00:35:27Z @ (#) why u make pond?

I am birb 2020-10-26T00:37:59Z How long did it take to make twixt.net, and how??

 ![](https://twtxt.net/media/NqPcNA5EUDq7uDHTMKoQUc) 2020-10-26T00:41:37Z (#) haha twtxt go brrrrrrr 2020-10-26T00:45:02Z (#) wait did u say 1.5 MILLION?!
1.5 MILLION people visit here?! 2020-10-26T00:46:44Z @ (#) how many people visit twtxt every month? 2020-10-26T00:47:44Z @ (#) ok
I am birb 2020-10-26T02:05:08Z @ (#) oh cool
so hits are impressions? 2020-10-26T06:43:05Z @ @ (#) yes I am **TEH ONE BIRB** ![](https://twtxt.net/media/bbVLnA9CRTMsR3tpJXbrGN) 2020-10-26T06:43:58Z @ @ @ (#) oh gifs don't play.

*sad birb noises* 2020-10-26T06:44:50Z @ (#<4ijhlaq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=4ijhlaq>) hello fellow birb.

I am king birb 2020-10-26T06:47:15Z @ (#) oh dats ok!

I hope twtxt will become a thriving community,
right now, its basically a secret society.
Birb 2020-10-26T06:51:53Z @ @ (#) thanks logic!
this place is really cool, I like it. 
I've only been here 3 days and I'm already famous! :D
I have 5 followers.
I am a famous birb.
that is why...
I AM THE KING BIRB 2020-10-26T06:55:15Z @ (#) yeah I guess so lol 2020-10-26T06:58:47Z hey welcome to the club! :D 2020-10-26T07:01:33Z ok 2020-10-26T17:37:46Z @ @ (#) eh, I have the web version anyway lol
I am a famous birb 2020-10-26T17:41:33Z @ @ @ (#) i am the birb king.
no one has equal or above power than me, Birb.
*yeets parrot violently* ![](https://twtxt.net/media/4vyEYPLjiqTLrpjYLgP9Mo) 2020-10-26T17:45:40Z (#) @ how come .gif don't play?
I would like them too! :D ![](https://twtxt.net/media/rNSgo9sQwanRvdZsDxQVkd) 2020-10-26T18:00:04Z @ (#) I think its growing like 1-5 users everyday!
didn't u mention once that you ran this on a small server?
how many people can it hold? 1000?
I don't think its a good idea to reveal it to, ya know like a ton of people.
like say, you post about this on youtube or something, and it goes viral. Twtxt is absolutely DESTROYED.

I am birb 2020-10-26T18:14:09Z @ (#) bruh

tats kinda creepy ngl 2020-10-27T02:31:31Z thank you fellow birb 2020-10-27T02:52:48Z @ (#)why are you here 2020-10-27T02:53:09Z why u say you are my frien 2020-10-27T02:56:35Z @ Thank you fellow birb

I AM KING BIRB.
NO ONE IS ABOVE ME 2020-10-27T02:57:33Z @ @ (#) oh *O K * 2020-10-27T03:00:48Z *EVERYONE* hey I have idea
what if we make a funny ad and prologic could be narrator, and the actors could be us, and I could be the *echoes* BIRB KING.
and we could act that we are here *microblogging* 2 each other 2020-10-27T03:04:48Z ***SCREAMS HARDER*** 2020-10-27T03:41:52Z @ (#) birb scream 2020-10-27T03:42:47Z @ u should make a funny ad, you could narrator and I could be the BIRB KING! 2020-10-27T18:10:23Z @eveningwear @ @ @ (#) wait this was down early in the morning?
are you running this at your house?
I think you should get an external server. 2020-10-27T18:11:47Z @ (#) woah, thats in like Rhode Island right?
looks brutal. Hope the storm cleared up by now! 
I am Birb 2020-10-27T18:13:48Z @ (#) On YouTube and Peertube.
PeerTube is part of the fediverse, group of decentralized social networks!
well, youtube is owned by Google. 2020-10-27T18:15:25Z @ @ @ @ (#) its good, it needs to show what twtxt acts like... we could make a new one and I could be the birb king! 2020-10-27T18:18:32Z @ (#) [title](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygsXpRuej70 2020-10-27T18:22:45Z I have the 600th twt.

600 two's wow how far this has came.
only like 4 days ago, it had 460 something twts! 2020-10-27T19:06:15Z @ @ (#) its an ancient meme
like birds that are badass and do epic things, and birds that are aesthetic are called Birbs.
My name has no point, I just sniped Birb, because couldn't think of a good username.
Sniping is signing up on a social network with a rare username, like Birb,
because there are only about 300 people here, I was able to snipe it. 
the last thing to say,

I AM KING BIRB 2020-10-27T19:07:49Z hey, thanks for following, since I don't use a phone, what does twtxt movie look like? 2020-10-27T19:09:44Z @ (#) no.
I am king birb because I signed up earlier than you guys.
I am king birb, and my subjects are ones that join after me.
so I would say, my Kingdom has a population of around 10 people. 2020-10-27T19:11:56Z You are now part of my Kingdom, Kingdom O' Twt. 2020-10-27T19:21:31Z As subjects of my kingdom, here are some laws.
Only I can be king.
Those who Treason shall be destroyed.
Those who disrespect the king also shall be destroyed.
To work in my government to make laws or rights, you must be a birb.
To be a citizen you must be a birb, or do the immigrant ritual.
To have Rights, you must be a birb or a citizen.

Your Rights.
right to freedom of speech
right to free healthcare.
right to work in the government.
right to criticize me, "fairly (no insults etc etc)
and most importantly,
the right to vote governors.
I am Birb King 2020-10-28T02:23:39Z @ (#<4bgr5va https://twtxt.net/search?tag=4bgr5va>) wait NO I meant 600 total twts on the site
I sniped the 600th 2020-10-28T02:25:57Z @ @ (#) would you like to be my secretary? 2020-10-28T02:29:43Z congrats on 5 followers!

I am King Birb 2020-10-28T05:59:03Z I have made an Official subreddit for Twtxt.net!
There's only 1 member (me)
Would anyone like to join?
here Is the subreddit!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Twtxt/ 2020-10-28T06:02:19Z @ @ (#<4bgr5va https://twtxt.net/search?tag=4bgr5va>) oh lol 2020-10-28T06:05:43Z @ (#) hm.. wel.. k.
I wanted to advertise this site but im too lazy to make a video, and I've never made an ad before lol.
so what should we do to get more people, (besides in person) ? 2020-10-28T06:06:26Z @ @ (#<4bgr5va https://twtxt.net/search?tag=4bgr5va>) I hav no idea lmaoo
anyway imma go bed 


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2020-10-28T06:06:42Z ok bye gamers

I am king BIRB 2020-10-28T17:19:38Z hey morning prologic.
wat should we do today?

I am king birb 2020-10-28T17:21:30Z @ (#) wow dude u stayed up to 2am?
my timezone is different than yours

I'm on the other side of the country! 2020-10-29T02:00:13Z @ @ (#) only 20 users, until 200 users! 2020-10-29T05:19:15Z @ @ (#) hi I am king birb

*birb screams* 2020-10-30T02:49:40Z just started learning javascript today, heres wat I got so far

 ![](https://twtxt.net/media/QDZh9ATQdmGkSE7oWiDSyc) 2020-10-30T03:54:01Z @ (#) getting thru life
I won't tell you my age because bruh thats supposed to be secret lmaoo 2020-10-30T03:54:52Z @ (#) whats that?
a more secure way to log in? 2020-10-30T03:55:39Z can you tell everyone on the site to follow me?, because I want to grow my kingdom. 2020-10-30T17:19:50Z @ (# no lol
I won't tell my true age 2020-10-31T04:42:28Z I am immortal,
my true birb age is 2172.
you guys probably don't remember, but I was once king of the entire Roman Empire.
I served for about 582 years, until a human overthrew me.
I exiled myself to North America before anyone knew about the new world.
in fact, I was Chris Columbus. 
I disguised myself as him because I wanted to show people the new world.
I live on europa. I am actually an angel chosen by God to help people of the Earth. 2020-10-31T05:27:15Z @ (#) wow, that amazing!
king birb 2020-10-31T18:34:18Z @ (#) it would probably look very barebones and minimalist.
in fact, I would want to be that way.
are you building dms? (direct message)
Can I be a first tester? 2020-10-31T18:35:35Z @ (#) nice, you posted this at 5:55, (My timezone) but still! it means to stay positive!
;)
I am king birb 2020-11-01T20:50:18Z hey g'morning subjects
its king birb
once again.
happy November!!
im sad spooktober is over,
sadly, I barely got any Halloween vibes this year.
I didn't get to go trick or treating cuz of corona virus

***MEGA BRUH MOMENT*** 2020-11-01T20:54:37Z mrbeast gaming has broken the world record of being the fastest channel to 10 million subscribers!
he achieved it in only 7 months! 2020-11-01T21:25:50Z @ (#) thank you fellow peasant 2020-11-06T23:19:51Z KING BIRB IS BACK!

I AM KING BIRB 2020-11-07T22:37:37Z @ (#) hey I was somewhere
no telling where lol
ok I back 2020-11-07T22:38:26Z hey birb fren
do u want to be a vice king or somthin 2020-11-07T22:40:49Z hey I back.
whats changed??
this place change fast lol

I am birb 2020-11-07T22:42:27Z @ (#<7adsg2a https://twtxt.net/search?tag=7adsg2a>) hey pro would you like to be my secretary or something??

I need people to help run my kingdom lol.

I am king birb 2020-11-08T00:26:50Z @ (#<7adsg2a https://twtxt.net/search?tag=7adsg2a>) nice

ok
I have suggest

can you plz add a direct message thing?

I am king birb
I ask u to build dm'ing

I am da birb king 2020-11-08T02:29:34Z @ @ (#<7adsg2a https://twtxt.net/search?tag=7adsg2a>) how long would it take to be built?

I am king birb


king birb thanks you 2020-11-08T18:52:52Z @ (#) what will Ulinux be for?
what do you plan to do with it??
I am king birb 2020-11-09T18:19:09Z hey guys Imma learn how to draw art instead of coding because I love art, and bc it is VisUal.
I love the comics people make online :D 2020-11-10T04:26:13Z (#) Make a giant twtxt poster, so that will attract more people here lol 2020-11-10T04:27:54Z @ (#<5uptppa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=5uptppa>) yes me, king birb
has finally got my haircut after 1,000 years,
yee! 2020-11-11T06:40:39Z @ (#) I don't know, just guard this place,
and maybe conquer some other villages (social networks)
and bring them here, as a prisoner of war, and ill decide what to do with 'em 2020-11-11T06:42:52Z make sure to guard my palace of barbarians,
oh and make sure to conquer other foreign lands, such as the fediverse. 
I guess form an army and invade them.
then bring them here, and ill decide what to do with prisoners of war 2020-11-11T08:34:45Z get started.
tomorrow.
prepare, and bring as much people as you can here.
NO EXCEPTIONS 2020-11-11T20:55:26Z so how many prisoners of war did we get 2020-11-11T20:56:33Z for some reason i have a Tumblr now 2020-11-11T21:02:48Z so idk what to do now 2020-11-11T21:05:22Z @ (#) I guess so, lol
I just browse comics there anyway, I repost them 2020-11-11T21:05:56Z @ (#) haha nice

we need more 

e 2020-11-12T05:11:29Z my screech 

*in birb noise* AAAAAAAAA 2020-11-14T02:30:49Z hey im back now lol

so can you show me a prototype of the direct messaging thing?

I AM KING BIRB 2020-11-14T08:04:37Z (#) What d'ya mean by "rebranding" a site overhaul?!
Also, everyone who joins twtxt is automatically my subject for my kingdom.
prologic, you are trying to increase the society, and I, my Kingdom. 2020-11-15T03:28:04Z @ (#) I think about maybe a 4 or 5 2020-11-15T03:39:32Z Hey King Birb Here.
If Twtxt ever hits 10,500 users, (which will probably take years)
compared to the world population.

its *ONLY* 0.000127%!! 2020-11-20T02:53:56Z am back lol 2020-11-21T22:00:39Z hey guys I am back for some reason.

what are we doing
how many prisoners of war did we get 2020-11-22T05:26:02Z @ @ @ 

Only 2 more days before I celebrate one month of being here! 2020-11-22T05:29:30Z (#<67nxkja https://twtxt.net/search?tag=67nxkja>) hey this is cool thanks 2020-11-23T00:09:37Z (#) @ thanks. 2020-11-23T00:13:05Z (#<6eiia4a https://twtxt.net/search?tag=6eiia4a>) First foreigner. Time to start foreign relations? 2020-11-23T20:35:41Z @ @ (#<6eiia4a https://twtxt.net/search?tag=6eiia4a>) I think theres a japanese person here now
he/she is our first foreigner 2020-11-23T20:35:53Z @ (#) wait what 2020-11-23T20:37:03Z (#) @ how is this possibl- Oh I get it.
his posts are timed to a certain hour, thats why it says 8 hours from now 2020-11-23T20:37:38Z I love this site

so tiny 2020-11-23T20:40:47Z Today is my one month anniversary!
I can't believe I'm been here for a month!
Time flies! 2020-11-23T20:45:45Z @ (#) hey why is your internet sooooooooo slow? 2020-11-23T20:51:00Z @ (#) it takes minutes to upload a kilobytes file, 
is your internet super slow?
for contrast, my internet speed is 122 mb and 33 mb,
are you running a massive server thats taking bandwidth? 2020-11-23T20:55:03Z (#) ok its been a week
can you show the dm'ing please
I am king birb 2020-11-23T21:02:26Z (#) New Blog Post [its Election Day now](https://twtxt.net/blog/birb/2020/11/23/its-election-day-now) by @ 📝 2020-11-23T21:08:54Z hey guys its Twtxt Election Day.
It's officially been one month since I joined,
meaning we vote on people to be my representative.
now we will count the votes and the person with the most votes wins and immidialaty gets inaugurated into Office. 

I've chosen the first 2 campaigners
off_grid_living and birb-friend.

now vote! :D 2020-11-24T20:20:20Z @ @ (#<7h2hlkq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=7h2hlkq>) ok, theres only been like one vote.
off_grid_living is our new representative! 2020-11-24T20:21:51Z @ (#) I would like to help but I don't know much about javascript (yet)
I guess I don't want to code, I'm more into visual things. 
plus, its really hard! :O 2020-11-24T20:25:21Z ok. ill make a reddit post about it lol
I hope it gets lots of upvotes and new users 2020-11-26T19:59:28Z @ (#) it is too long didn't read 2020-11-26T20:00:05Z @ (#) whats that box thing?
does it do anything? 2020-11-26T20:01:34Z happy thanksgiving gamers 2020-11-26T20:02:26Z @ @ (#) hey its thanksgiving yayayaya

I am king birb 2020-11-26T20:04:34Z whats my following and followers rank?
number 5? because I have 10 followers and following 22 people 2020-11-27T20:10:21Z @ (#) whats the lobsters community 2020-12-02T16:11:25Z (#) ok.
can I make an animation for it? 2020-12-02T16:17:48Z (#) 4 THOUSAND people a day?!
no, that can't be right, the months active says 3.5k
3,500 / 30. 

116...


So you have *approximately* around 100 daily active users.
hey thats pretty good. :) 2020-12-02T16:23:12Z (#<2yw2goq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=2yw2goq>) I DEFINITELY WOULD!
*idea light bulb sound*
PROLOGIC, DO THIS.
Join your social network with the fediverse!
They are a league of federated social networks!
We might be able to attract a few more users if twtxt lands on the front page!
See what I mean?
https://fediverse.party 2020-12-02T16:56:12Z @ @ @ (#<7h2hlkq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=7h2hlkq>) what makes you say that? 2020-12-03T02:14:55Z WOAH!! WHEN DID WE GET 60 NEW USERS?
FROM 180 TO 244?! 2021-01-23T22:16:11Z The Return Of The King... 2021-01-24T01:19:33Z (#) I am still king 2021-01-24T01:20:57Z (#) no one came 2021-01-24T01:23:48Z @ (#) so cute :D
I like snek 2021-01-24T01:30:09Z we need to add polls.

Should I change my name?
Bird
birb
sparrow
raven
parakeet 2021-01-24T04:44:58Z (#) Well that's okay. 2021-01-24T04:48:09Z (#) waits there's hashtags? YOOOOO :D # 2021-01-24T04:49:01Z testing hashtags to find posts.
There should be a search engine for hashtags.
#cats # 2021-01-24T21:18:03Z (#) @ Sorry I was gone... But now I am back.
As vice king, you must patrol the site, making sure the people here are civil. 2021-01-29T04:50:08Z hey I am back.
What User Number am I? 2021-01-29T04:51:28Z @ @jlj (#) I use inverted colors because I need the dark mode lol (even tho I could enable it here lol) 2021-01-29T16:01:48Z (#) :0 2021-01-29T16:03:54Z @ @ (#) no one knows.
we don't get user numbers. (we prolly should lol) 2021-03-22T21:37:22Z I'm leaving.
twtxt is just kinda isolated.
its just too small.
I'm migrating back to mastodon.
Twtxt has become just, kinda stale.
I will miss you all. I will still keep my account. I'll come back every once in a while. But i won't use it actively anymore.
Goodbye, friends.
~birb 3/22/2021 2021-07-28T23:19:06Z im back after 6 months lol 2021-08-12T23:06:29Z am back after 5 months 2021-11-01T18:47:00Z im back