Head of Kelloggs: I feel like our brand is too simple. Let’s add a bit of confusion to the mix!
Assistant: B…but that’s a terrible idea.
Head: Not at all! We’ll say we’re selling our original cereal and make sure supermarkets advertise it as newly introduced!
Assistant: Whatever you say boss…
Later:
#How-can-you-advertise-something-as-timely-but-still-have-it-new
#Ive-probably-misunderstood-this-lol