Haha, this is gold! I love the sarcastic tone.
I think RSS switched to Social Media, then to email newsletters, but I agree with @firstname.lastname@example.org on being mainly for the lack of discoverability in browsers.
On Gemini I use Antenna, or even Telegram channels to push the content to me. I don’t know, I’m not an avid consumer of blogs, and that’s perhaps the reason I don’t like to receive content in aggregators. IDK.